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HERE'S A GOOD ONE.
THIS IS A CLASSIC IN THE COMMUNITY, AND A FAVORITE AMONG WOULD BE "PUAS"
YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF IT. IT'S CALLED
"STAND IN A CROWDED CLUB NEXT TO YOUR WINGMAN(WHO YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH BESIDES THE COMMUNITY) WITH GOOFY CARTOONISH BODY LANGUAGE PRETENDING TO HAVE FUN AND NOT SAYING A WORD BESIDES THE OCCASIONAL REMARK YOU MAKE TO YOUR WINGMAN/YOUR WINGMAN MAKES TO YOU AND YOU GUYS PRETEND THAT THE JOKE WAS FUNNY SO YOU GUYS FAKE LAUGH AND THINK Y'ALL ARE COOL BUT NOBODY NOTICES OR CARES THEN YOU GO HOME WITHOUT ANY GIRLS BACK HOME TO THE COMPUTER TO WRITE A FIELD REPORT EXAGGERATING EVERYTHING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL LOSER"
"SIACCNTYW(WYDHAICWBTC)WGCBLPTHFANSAWBTORYMTYW/YWMTYAYGPTTJWFSYGFLATYACBNNOCTYGHWAGBHTTCTWAFREETMISLYANATL"
THIS CONCEPT ALONE HAS EXPANDED AND EXPLODED MY REALITY TO LEVELS UNIMAGINED AND SHIFTED MY PARADIGM 3 TIMES WOAH THATS CRAZY HUH
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HAHAHAA U KNO WHATS FUNNI? THIS----->
IT'S FROM ANCHORMAN IM WATCHING IT RIGHT NAO.
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr
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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
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Hahahahaha. That's some funny shit, but I can't believe you took the time to copy and paste the whole sentence and delete the spaces and every letter in each word except for the first letter.
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nimbus(what is that
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DHV, DLV
state, amog
active disenterest
bait hook reel release
fake IOI , real IOI
LOL apparently there are more than 565 NERD terms
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